Fearless Predictions For Tonight’s “Debate”

  • Mitt will say something stupid that will make conservatives roll their eyes and hate him just a little bit more.
  • Santorum will say something stupid about freedom being overrated and how we’re all going to Hell.
  • Newt will say something that will make people say, “why don’t we like Newt again?”. Then he will later say something that will make people say, “Oh right, that’s why we don’t like Newt”.
  • Ron Paul will say a lot of things but he will say them so fast in his Hee-Haw and will go on for so long people will start falling asleep.

And we’ll wake up Thursday and start the whole thing all over again.

About Drew

I blog about politics and hockey because I sort of understand those things. I'd blog about women but I'll never understand them.

Posted on February 22, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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